Long Weekend
Posted May 16th, 2008 by Jerry Steen
LONG WEEKEND....THINGS TO CONTEMPLATE THIS LONG WEEKEND...
HOW COME YOU PRESS HARDER ON THE REMOTE CONTROL WHEN YOU KNOW THE BATTERY IS DEAD
YOU KNOW HOW MOST PACKAGES SAY 'OPEN HERE'...WHAT IF THE PACKAGE SAYS 'OPEN SOMEWHERE ELSE'?
WHY ARE THERE 5 SYLLABLES IN THE WORD 'MONOSYLLABIC'
WHY DO BALLET DANCERS ALWAYS DANCE ON THEIR TOES...WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER TO JUST HIRE TALLER DANCERS...
IF YOU'RE ENJOYING A TALL COOL ONE ON THE DECK OR CAMPING THIS WEEKEND, THINK ABOUT THIS STUFF....THAT'S WHAT LONG WEEKENDS ARE FOR....PUT YOUR BRAIN IN NEUTRAL...ENJOY...
